it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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