just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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