i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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