I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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