It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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