I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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