It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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