i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at about main and main street
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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