I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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