I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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