best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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