Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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