Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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