With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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