Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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