Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You need Xanax blowdarts
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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