She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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