on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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