Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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