he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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Oh Jesus.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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