thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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