I hate all girls vehemently.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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