Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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