I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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