Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
only if we run a train.
done.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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