Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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