I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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