Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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