he thought i was a dude.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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