No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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