only you would photoshop your dick
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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