i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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