I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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