you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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