he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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