we have officially lost it.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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