I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i dont even know how to be here
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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