Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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