Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize