yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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