Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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