She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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