So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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