Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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