How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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