ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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