no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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