People with herpes should wear stickers.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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