with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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