He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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